Sunday, March 16, 2008

Happy Dunphys Day Everyone


Cheeky chappy cockney geezer Terry Venables got into the Paddies Day spirit by defining Irishness in a surprisingly insightful and gushing lament for the modern day St Patrick himself, Eamon Dunphy. Praising the Dunpster for being a 'convicted drink driver' and 'self-confessed' cocaine user, El Tel metaphorised the entire nation with a remarkable turn of phrase, and uncanny knowledge of all things Irish..

Happy Dunphys Day everyone from all Disgrace Towers (just me)

6 comments:

Rosie said...

i'd be scared of Dunphy too after reading Stephen Price's The Monkey Man - working with him left Price so bitter that what started out as a promising novel turned to poo under the spectre of the bould Eamon.

National Disgrace said...

He leaves a lot of carnage in his wake, there's no doubt about it..

OneForTheRoad said...

Metaphorised.

Thats not a word. Is it?

National Disgrace said...

When my spellchecker responded with 'what? are you fucking serious?', I too had my doubts

Rosie said...

it's useful though, it should be. send it to Rafael, get him to add it to his list.

Urilla said...

Great work.