Cheeky chappy cockney geezer Terry Venables got into the Paddies Day spirit by defining Irishness in a surprisingly insightful and gushing lament for the modern day St Patrick himself, Eamon Dunphy. Praising the Dunpster for being a 'convicted drink driver' and 'self-confessed' cocaine user, El Tel metaphorised the entire nation with a remarkable turn of phrase, and uncanny knowledge of all things Irish..
Happy Dunphys Day everyone from all Disgrace Towers (just me)
6 comments:
i'd be scared of Dunphy too after reading Stephen Price's The Monkey Man - working with him left Price so bitter that what started out as a promising novel turned to poo under the spectre of the bould Eamon.
He leaves a lot of carnage in his wake, there's no doubt about it..
Metaphorised.
Thats not a word. Is it?
When my spellchecker responded with 'what? are you fucking serious?', I too had my doubts
it's useful though, it should be. send it to Rafael, get him to add it to his list.
Great work.
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