Thursday, March 22, 2007

Children Scare Bertie

So, Taoiseach Bertie Ahern has announced that whatever happens, and whenever it happens, the day set for the upcoming general election will be a Thursday. Bertie, in his usual jovial fashion, doesn't set out reasons for this .

It's been noted however that the 'Boss' is pretty wary of the youth vote and would prefer if they weren't around on that day. It's a masterstroke, as most concerned young people will be away at College, or as it's a Thursday, drunk. The cheeky monkey, next he'll be buying the emerging Republican vote with extravegant Rising commemerations and lashing out massive squids for the upkeep of a cemetry.. Oh wait...


Thursday, March 8, 2007

Racist for the prize

Now, we all know that modern, SUVSSIA obsessed Ireland is in a right state. Dev is dead, Biddy is dead, Bertie is dead (Note, the last one has yet to be confirmed)

The thankful thing is that this fool is living in the States, continuing the fine tradition of 'emarrasing the nation'..