Friday, January 11, 2008
So, the Luas Displays that normally tell you how much longer you have to stand beside the Peado in the trench coat before you can get on the Tram and sit beside the Skobie with the can of Dutch Gold and Dunnes Jumper, so you can get to the Hospital where you'll have to sit beside the heroin addict who's on fire and has three elbows, before you get seen by a nurse who is half cyborg and get put on a trolley that gets pushed into a storeroom, where you get to shoot the breeze with some skeletons who did the same shit a couple of weeks ago, only now they've gone to a better place, are out of order. I know that cos the display actually says 'DISPLAY OUT OF ORDER'.
Isn't that a bit like a bus driving by with a sign on it saying, 'Broken Down'?
While I'm at it, what about Our Lady's Hospital for Sick Children?.. Well, it's hardly Our Lady's Hospital for WELL Children....
(I may have done that one before, but either way, I expect Tommy Teirnan to be using it as part of his sets from tonight)
ND: Cynical, to a fault.