Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Disgraces Christmas memories..


I once gave an ex-Girlfriend an Epilator for Christmas. It being top of the range and purposely ‘the most expensive they had’ mattered not as the festive tears began flowing.

I suppose you could blame Fakey. I had called him and his (then) Fiancé, soon to be (now) Wife, who was (then) and (still is) my ex's sister and asked if they thought it was a good idea. They literally cheered me on from the sidelines as I bought the thing.

Not the first Christmas/Relationship that Fakey ruined on me, I'll have you know.

11 comments:

Fakey said...

Harsh.

Considering you bought it and then rang me.

Rookie mistake.

National Disgrace said...

Nope, I was standing in the Q with it when I called.. Is this some sort of revenge for the Happy Meal saga?

Thriftcriminal said...

Well, calling her Magnum PI probably didn't help?

Westy said...

I once purchased the similarly named Epileptor for a (very) ex-girfriend, which, while it delivered on its promise of a 'medically accurate seizure guaranteed', rendered my ex incapable of eating her Xmas dinner.
She never spoke to me (or anyone else) again.

Fakey said...

well, my recollection of the incident is:

me: that mightn't go over too well..

him: well it's too late I've bought it...

me: (locking door, closing blinds, blessing himeslf) we never spoke...

Rosie said...

oh my.

The Other Side Of The Coin said...

My but "rookie mistake" is begining to become a much overused expression by my old friend Fakey

National Disgrace said...

Yep, I think he can dispense with the 'rookie' element of it.. They're just mistakes now.

Fakey said...

rookie.

red said...

a suggestion to any ladies buying a present for mr disgrace this christmas: http://www.manalogues.philips.com/

Rua said...

eww.....swollen lady bits