Thursday, February 14, 2008

Valentines Day Massacre


"Oh, think of the money you'll save" said one of the people who do worky stuff in my office after they'd asked me what I was doing for Valentines.. They must of misheard me, because I had said "putting an orange in my mouth and tying myself to a door frame".

For only the second time in 15 years, ND finds himself flying solo on the feast day of love. Now, considering I once left roses down the toilet in a bid to surprise an ex-Mrs Disgrace, I don't think the world of romance is missing out too much. And I don't think I am either


Still, I suppose with the money I save I could buy a rope..

1 comment:

conortje said...

you're labels on this post have given me my bigegst laugh of the day so far :-)