Friday, November 28, 2008

Kris my Ass


Why I hate Kris Kindle:

Well, cos I hate everything else.

Also, cos you cannot buy a box of live scorpions for under 10 euro.

Still, I simply cannot wait to get my vibrating man dildo and fake breast apron.

Regards,
Disgrace.

10 comments:

The Other Side Of The Coin said...

Ye can have my former object of fluid release, seein as hows I still have yer third policeman

Fakey said...

it's a little early for you to be bah-humbugging already.

or is it?

Rosie said...

Aw hun, you need a wife.

National Disgrace said...

God, no.. no wife. It's ok folks, I just hate certain aspects of crimbo.. I'll still be hanging my stocking up on Christmas Eve..

Go Santa!!

D

Rosie said...

who is this other Rosie?!?

are you cheating on me?

The Other Side Of The Coin said...

Wait a second I never said that!!! I think a certain Scottish gremlin has been hard at work...

The Other Side Of The Coin said...

Likewise posing as you too Rosie...

National Disgrace said...

WESTY!

Rosie said...

(confused, and a little dismayed)

National Disgrace said...

It's all a bit strange..