“Still, at least I’m back blogging”
What a phrase. Up there with ‘Look Dad, no hands!!’ , ‘Honey, I’m having a bath, will you pass me the toaster?... ARGGHHH, I meant soa..BUZZZZZZ’ and ‘I think I’ll trim my pubic hair with a hedge strimmer out on the iced over decking in the garden’ as utterances of instant regret.
I’m actually investing a huge portion of my creative abilities into something else currently, so I will not be as prolific as I once was (I famously knocked out 3 posts in one week earlier this year), for the time being anyway.
Maybe we could work out a routine. I could commit myself to 1 post a week, couldn’t I? Maybe.
For the moment, consider me like a pleasant, but undeniably creepy leather chap clad Uncle who drops by once in a while, gives you a shiny ten-pence, pats you on the head and tells you to run along (only so he can chase you and tie you up in the garage).
What a phrase. Up there with ‘Look Dad, no hands!!’ , ‘Honey, I’m having a bath, will you pass me the toaster?... ARGGHHH, I meant soa..BUZZZZZZ’ and ‘I think I’ll trim my pubic hair with a hedge strimmer out on the iced over decking in the garden’ as utterances of instant regret.
I’m actually investing a huge portion of my creative abilities into something else currently, so I will not be as prolific as I once was (I famously knocked out 3 posts in one week earlier this year), for the time being anyway.
Maybe we could work out a routine. I could commit myself to 1 post a week, couldn’t I? Maybe.
For the moment, consider me like a pleasant, but undeniably creepy leather chap clad Uncle who drops by once in a while, gives you a shiny ten-pence, pats you on the head and tells you to run along (only so he can chase you and tie you up in the garage).
8 comments:
Fair enough. Why the jeans with the chaps tho?
well well well, look who it is...
once a week is better than never I suppose.
Thrifty, get yourself s pair and you'll understand
OFTR, you're beginning to sound like my ex!
sigh.
Tease
Message to everyone who has mailed: No, that's not me in the Chaps, and I am not available for 'casual relations'.. I am however available for childrens parties..
but at what cost?
Well not including the inevitable medical bills, and whatever value the loss of a childs innocence is, I'd be happy with minimum wage..
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