Noel Ivory Voicemail

Here it is Ladies and Gentlemen, the infamous Noel Ivory Voicemail

And he only got 84 votes!!! C'mon people!

Noel Ivory

Noel Ivory is another young hot shot vying for a seat in Dublin South East. And if he doesn't win it, you can be pretty sure he'll take it anyway.

He got 72 votes in the last local election. Admittedly, that is more than I got, but then again, I wasn't a candidate

Further to this, I have just had the pleasure of listening to his Voicemail greeting. Anyone who can go on a rant against the K-Club, Iarnrod Eireann and 'Bertie the Pimpernel' in one sentence is sure to do very well indeed